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Experiences include art, DIY, gardening, storm-spotting, caregiving, farming, reading, and kid wranglin'. Dating, love, marriage But that doesn't mean we can't have a good laugh every now at the expense of the lonely and desperate. Especially those who advertise themselves on the public market with such an amusing array of humorous, weird, and shocking words. In another article, I highlighted some of the most bizarre, arrogant, and downright creepy ads posted by men.
Here, we will see what the ladies have to say. As before, remember that this article is meant to be educational, sexy lady looking sex Gravenhurst Ontario take these following ads as examples in how handsome nice funny man seeking cute fun lady to advertise yourself when dating.
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They like to look. What one guy finds attractive may be a major turn-off for the next guy; each one has his own individual idea about beauty.
Here are some ladies who claim to be simply irresistible. We also have women that set very high standards about the looks of their future boyfriends: Many men want to settle down with a woman who is sweet and nurturing, Someone who will support them after a hard day.
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Here are some women who probably don't fit that vision:. Women typically live longer than men. Gone are handsome nice funny man seeking cute fun lady days when widows had to live out the rest of their lives.
Older women get divorced. That's okay. It is healthy and normal for these ladies to seek out new love lives. Sounds like the future men for these ladies will have their hands full. I think we all get a little irked when we see messages on social networks that are garbled, and unreadable We can forgive typos, a little bad spelling, even some incorrect word use.
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I definitely forgive people who are making an wonderful effort to type or write in a hillbillies having sex language. I firmly believe some of the messages such as the ones below were written by people from Mars. Or maybe Neptune. The world is full of lonely people looking for love.
Why does dating have to be so hard? Well, the good news is that experts say that there is someone or more for each of us.
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Comments are not for promoting your articles or other sites. This is a cute hub, Sharkye I chuckled most of the way through reading it.
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I will take my relationship with my husband anyday We compromise, we lock horns, but we are rarely bored. Thanks for reading and leaving such a splendid comment. And I hope that birthdays with cats are as wonderful in Canada as they are in Oklahoma! And maybe these women are on to. Thanks for reading and enjoying!
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Gypsymy thoughts exactly.
I wonder if these ladies are still single and disgruntled? This is hilarious! My uncle always said, "There's a lid for very pot. I enjoyed reading this and it made me laugh.
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Daisy--I loved the older women. I found that ad about the lady with the Judo training years and years ago in a small Arkansas newspaper.
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Thanks for reading, I am glad you enjoyed! Alecia Murphy--Wow I peeked at a few Craigslist ads while writing these articles and I was pretty amazed. Those ads are certainly And sometimes very, very weird.
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Poor Willa. Honesty is a good thing.
Maybe she found someone with no relatives, kids, cats, or sporting interests! Glad you got a laugh from it! Thanks for reading and commenting! I noticed a big difference between lsdy older ads and the more recent ones as.
People seem more irritable and blunt as time progresses. And then if you read the ads listed online today Thanks for reading and commenting, and I am glad you got a good laugh!
I think that is what makes these ads so great. Gives a whole new perspective to the concept "someone for everyone"! Thanks for reading!
Don't discount the singles ads though I cannot believe what some people write! Thanks for sharing this! Very entertaining! The personal ads are always entertaining. I really liked the older generation hanssome, especially the judo black belt lady. Entertaining hub, well. Some women seem to know what they want, I just wonder what kind of person they actually end up. This is such a fun article!
Your tumblr man massage and the Older Generation" section is the best. Those older women certainly know what they want! I did a study of personal ads ufn Craigslist in college, let me tell you, it was all kinds of crazy. From married and looking to people who just wanted to have a hot hookup.
But it was one of my favorite projects simply because it helped me understand why people say they hate dating- it's like the most competitive sport ladj on ESPN. I have to imagine some of these people got no responses- especially Willa- since she doesn't even like cats or kids. Not to mention she can't even deal with sports.
Thanks for the chuckle! VirginiaLynne--Scary huh?