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Obviously you can't go through an entire relationship based first date humor quotes and memes, but they can certainly serve as a great first date humor breaker to follow-up after a first date. Some quotes can initiate a conversation and some are perfect to use as a witty response during a conversation but either way, they will definitely make your date laugh. Most of us enjoy a person with a sense of humor, so by all means, if you just went out with someone who has no will to laugh, unfortunately, this list won't help.

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Final score:. Martjea 3 years ago I think that's very clever! Amanda Panda 3 years ago Stealing this idea for future reference Katinka Min 3 years ago good reply!! Lorraine 3 years ago I don't think this one is that bad since it's not exclusive. Amanda First date humor 3 years ago Him: Lorraine 3 years ago That's a new take on whispering sweet nothings.

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